UGC – An entity full of mood swings

UGC, which stands for Universal Gyaani Corporation (Gyaani = জ্ঞানী = wise), has been travelling through an expedition full of mood swings lately. Their ‘gyaan’ which means knowledge has experienced such a drastic growth, that now they take decisions out of their esteemed knowledge which the students of Bangladesh isn’t educated enough to understand.

I, being so attracted to their ‘gyaan’ instilled decisions, fell in love with them.

“Why can’t you ensure your attendance through Google Classroom?” they asked.

I told them that if they really loved me, attendance should not be a score to deduce a score of how good of a lover I am, and it should not be compulsory to meet me in an online call now. To that, they replied, “Eshchi eka, jete hobe eka, majhkhane tor shathe dekha”. However, after trying to attend our dates through Google Classroom, I realized that UGC is so knowledgable, that they don’t even know how to use Google Classroom properly. I don’t blame them, because learning to meet via Google Meet is so easy, that they don’t even know such simple technical stuff but rather, advanced stuff.

“Let’s start our relationship again. New beginning. New us.”

I failed to understand why a restart in our relationship was needed whereas our current relationship didn’t even come to an end, or cause any problems.

But at one point, I started feeling low. They said I should not call them a gold digger, but rather help them out because they’re financially struggling. I asked them what happened, they said that they are so poor, that they can’t afford a new Land Rover. 

Lastly, we had an argument about why they are ignoring my emails and thousands of other students who are protesting against restarting our relationship though that didn’t even end. Being uneducated to understand their mood swings, I started turning more depressed till they answered me with this photo:

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