Best lines by Chandler Bing from Friends

All characters from FRIENDS are our favorite, but Chandler Bing will always be a step ahead in being the funniest of all. Here are a few lines by him that proves why he is so.

 

1) Phoebe: “One of my clients died today on the massage table.”

Chandler: “Well that’s a little more relaxed than you wanted him to get.”

 

 

2) “Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Oh, crap!’”

 

3) “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

 

4) “I’m funny, right? What do you know, you’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.”

 

5) Rachel: “Chandler, you have the best taste in men.”

Chandler: “Like father like son.”

 

6) Joey: (running after the bus with Chandler) “Ben! Ben! Ben!”

Chandler: “Oh, that’s good. Maybe he’ll hear you and pull the cord.”

 

7) Ross [on the phone]: “No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.”

Chandler: “Well, maybe he was nervous”

 

8) Kathy to Chandler: “Wow, you have really gorgeous hair.”

Chandler: “Thanks, I grow it myself.”

 

9) Joey: “I kind of had a dream. (Pause) But I don’t wanna talk about it.”

Chandler: “Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! What if Martin Luther King had said that?”

 

10) Joey: “Some girl ate Monica!”

Monica: “Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds”

Chandler: “So how many cameras are actually on you?”

 

If you’re that person who’s reading the lines and laughing while wondering whether to regret the fact that you haven’t watched FRIENDS yet, go do it!

 

 

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